| A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students the
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| teacher asked,"Boy. what is your problem?"
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| Boy. answered, "I'm too smart for the first grade.My sister is in the
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| third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the
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| third-grade too!"
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| The Teacher had enough. She took Boy. to the principal's office. While
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| the boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the
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| principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he
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| would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his
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| questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.She agreed.
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| Boy. was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he
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| agreed to take the test.
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| Principal: | "What is 3 x 3?"
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| Boy.: | "9".
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| Principal: | "What is 6 x 6?"
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| Boy.: | "36".
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| And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade
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| should know. The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I think
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| Boy can go to the third-grade." the teacher says to the principal, "I
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| have some of my own questions.
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| Can I ask him ?" The principal and Boy. both agree.
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| the teacher asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two
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| of?
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| Boy., after a moment "Legs."
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| Teacher : | "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
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| Boy.: | "Pockets."
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| Teacher : | What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
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| delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
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| Boy.: | Coconut
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| Teacher: | What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky? The
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| principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer,
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| Boy. was taking charge.
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| Boy.: | Bubblegum
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| Teacher: | What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a
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| dog does on three legs? The principal's eyes open really wide and before
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| he could stop the answer...
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| Boy.: | Shake hands
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| Teacher: | Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
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| Boy.: | Yep.
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| Teacher: | You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I
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| get wet before you do.
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| Boy.: | Tent
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| Teacher: | A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The
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| best man always has me first.The Principal was looking restless, a bit
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| tense.
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| Boy.: | Wedding Ring
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| Teacher: | I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow
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| me, you feel good.
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| Boy.: | Nose
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| Teacher: | I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
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| Boy.: | Arrow
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| Teacher: | What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of
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| heat and excitement?
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| Boy.: | Firetruck
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| Teacher: | What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if you dont get
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| it u have to use ur hand.
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| Boy.: | Fork
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| Teacher: | What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men
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| than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife
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| after they're married?
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| Boy.: | SURNAME
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| Teacher: | What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of
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| veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?
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| Boy.: | HEART.
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| The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,
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| "Send this Boy to College, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!" |
